So as I was writing my short Joe Young piece this morning, my wife was watching television and stumbled upon a really bad movie from 1989 called “Teen Witch.” The movie was horrid, and she knew it. Hell, Comcast gave it ONE STAR. But she decided to check it out for a few moments. And because many movies from the ’80s are like crack, it was an instant addiction. I managed to avoid most of the movie, but there was one scene that got me out of the office and into the living room:

This is precisely why 1980s movies were so bad. Why are these guys rap-battling in the middle of the suburbs? And what’s up with the douche bag in suspenders? And in case that chick with the necklace around her neck looks familiar, it’s because that’s Jessica Andrews from Karate Kid III.

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